Game Report: Miami @ New England

Game Date:  Thursday, October 29, 2015

Teams:  Miami Dolphins @ New England Patriots

Network:  CBS

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Pregame Thoughts

I’m watching this game in hopes of seeing undefeated New England lose.  That would be satisfying under any circumstances, but watching those cheating Patriots lose at home would be extra sweet.  Miami goes in with 3-3 record so far, but apparently has really turned on the heat during their last two games.  Also, I’ve been to Miami a couple times and have really enjoyed the trips.  So it might be interesting.  I’d rather not be watching a long game on a school night, and I hope it won’t drag on and on.  I got a tip from my friend Kurt who suggested I keep my eye on the line rather than the QB;  sometimes they’re setting up for the next play and trying to psych out the defense.  I’ll give it a try, but generally it just looks chaotic to me.

Overall Response

Kind of an amusing opening montage of children bragging about the Patriots and the other Boston teams.  Interesting to note that Tom Brady has never lost on a Thursday.  Holy cow – Patriots up 19- at the half.  Yikes.

TV Razzle Dazzle

Nothing of particular interest.

Entertainment value

2/5.  Too late on a work night.

Commercial commentary

  • 110 separate commercials, T-factor 5.17/7.00.
  • It’s interesting to see business news reflected in the ads appearing during the game.  The scuttlebut surrounding Fantasy Football is noticeable in the dropoff of commercials being shown.  Likewise, the change made by McDonald’s to make some breakfast items available all day is being heavily promoted.

Interesting Extras

Mulvin HS coach got a little feature.  Jim Nantz messed up Nike slogan “Get Out Here” — said “Get Outta Here.”   Nike New Colors campaign was announced for upcoming Thursday nights.  Not sure what that is – new uniforms?   Throwback Thur – Gronk as child at Halloween.

Here’s the commercial roster for the show.  I’ve sorted this one by category, but  you can also see which quarter the ads were telecast and in what order.  Remember, asterisks (*) mark commercials with a football theme (especially when the product advertised is NOT explicitly football-related).

Quarter Commercial Category Ad Number Testosterone Factor
1 Mills Fleet Farm Apparel 19 6
Nike.com SnowDay* Apparel 31 6
Sears Appliances 47 2
4 BMW Auto 87 5
BMW Service Center Auto 25 7
HT Dodge Ram Auto 54 7
1 Ford F-150 Auto 8 7
1 Ford F-150 Auto 13 7
4 Ford F-150 Auto 85 7
4 GMC Auto 90 7
4 GMC Auto 102 7
Lexus Auto 28 4
Lexus Auto 32 7
Lexus Auto 36 5
HT Lexus Auto 64 6
4 Lincoln Auto 93 7
4 Lincoln Auto 96 7
3 Mazda Auto 65 7
3 Mazda Auto 72 7
1 Nissan Altima Auto 2 3
1 Nissan Sentra Auto 5 6
4 Range Rover Auto 81 2
HT Toyota Auto 62 4
1 Toyota SUV/Crossover Auto 18 3
1 Bud Light Beer 12 7
3 Bud Light Beer 70 7
Budweiser Beer 42 6
1 Corona Extra Beer 6 4
4 Corona Extra Beer 94 5
3 M&Ms Candy 71 5
4 iPhone Cellphone 104 6
Samsung Cellphone 38 3
4 Samsung Galaxy 6s Edge Cellphone 98 4
1 chromecast audio Computer 10 4
3 Google Computer 69 4
1 iPhone 6S Computer 1 2
1 PCDoeswhat Computer 7 5
4 chromecast audio Electronics 101 4
HT Draft Kings Fantasy Football 55 6
1 FanDuel Fantasy Football 9 7
FanDuel Fantasy Football 37 7
3 FanDuel Fantasy Football 77 7
Dick Vermeil A Football Life Football 26 7
HT Dick Vermeil A Football Life Football 59 7
1 Football Is Family Football 11 5
4 Football Is Family Football 88 7
4 Football Is Family Football 110 3
4 NFL Game Day Morning Football 99 7
3 NFL on CBS Football 68 7
4 Thu Night Football Football 91 6
HT Vikings Tickets Football 50 7
2 Lowe’s Football Self* Home Improvement 23 7
4 Lowe’s Football Self* Home Improvement 82 7
4 Lowe’s Football Self* Home Improvement 97 7
Geico Insurance 48 5
3 State Farm Double Check Insurance 75 7
1 Hanes Underwear and Socks Menswear 14 7
4 Navy Military 100 6
3 Mockingjay Part 2 Movie 74 4
Spectre 007 Movie 44 6
The Good Dinosaur Movie 29 4
4 The Night Before Movie 80 7
4 Cabela’s Outdoor Gear 86 6
4 Cialis Pharmaceuticals 107 6
3 Humira (arthritis) Pharmaceuticals 66 7
Lyrica Pharmaceuticals 34 6
4 Movantik Pharmaceuticals 78 1
4 Otezla (plaque psoriasis) Pharmaceuticals 89 4
1 Chick Fil-a Restaurants 15 2
McDonalds Breakfast Restaurants 24 4
3 McDonalds Breakfast Restaurants 67 4
4 McDonalds Breakfast Restaurants 95 4
Outback Restaurants 33 4
4 Outback Restaurants 106 5
Pizza Hut Restaurants 43 5
Subway Restaurants 27 4
Wendy’s Restaurants 49 4
AARP Senior services 40 2
3 Tostitos* Snacks 73 7
4 Century Link Telecommunications 105 5
Bridgestone Tires* Tires 45 6
1 60 MInutes TV Show 16 5
HT 60 Minutes/CBS This Morning TV Show 63 5
Big Bang Theory TV Show 35 5
4 Big Bang Theory TV Show 83 5
4 Blue Bloods TV Show 79 6
HT CBS Fall TV Shows TV Show 51 4
1 Code Black TV Show 22 3
HT Criminal Minds TV Show 53 4
1 Elementary TV Show 3 3
HT Elementary TV Show 58 5
HT Hawaii 5-0 TV Show 52 5
4 Late Show TV Show 103 5
Life in Pieces TV Show 39 4
1 Limitless TV Show 21 5
3 Limitless TV Show 76 5
1 Mom TV Show 17 1
Mom TV Show 46 1
HT NCIS TV Show 56 5
4 NCIS TV Show 109 4
HT NCIS New Orleans TV Show 57 5
4 Scorpion TV Show 108 5
Supergirl TV Show 30 3
4 Supergirl TV Show 84 3
HT Survivor TV Show 60 6
HT WCCO News (Local) TV Show 61 4
4 Call of Duty Video Game 92 7
Fallout 4 Video Game 41 7
1 X1 Infinity Video Game 20 6

Note:  This article was first posted at renogulch.com on Monday, November 30, 2015.  It was listed with an earlier publication date so that in the index it would appear closer to the date the game was played.  